Don't Be a Lawyer!

Great song from Season 4 of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:

LYRICS:

Twenty years old, pretty smart kid
 
 Didn't know what I wanted to do
 
 So I took the LSAT
 
 And just like that
 
 I got accepted at Glendale U
 
 
 Everyone said it was a real safe bet
 
 A prestigious and lucrative vocation
 
 So I set off on a journey
 
 To become an attorney
 
 Without a moment's hesitation
 
 
 But here's some free advice I'm givin'
 
 When it comes to decidin' what to do for a livin'
 
 
 Don't be a lawyer!
 
 Don't do it! Quickest way to ruin your life
 
 Don't be a lawyer!
 
 Not worth it! It'll leave you dead inside
 
 
 The job is inherently crappy
 
 That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy
 
 It's a guaranteed soul destroyer
 
 Don't be a lawyer
 
 
 Law school debt
 
 Daily regret
 
 Is that really what you dreamed as a kid?
 
 Or did you hope one day
 
 That you'd find a way
 
 To spend four years workin' on a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company?
 
 
 Your only expertise
 
 Is runnin' up fees
 
 Speakin' legalese like a dick
 
 But it's not too late
 
 To avoid this fate
 
 Find any other job to pick
 
 
 Sure, your parents might think you're a failure
 
 But no one's ever said, "First, let's kill all the tailors."
 
 
 Don't be a lawyer!
 
 I'm serious, it really, really sucks
 
 Don't be a lawyer!
 
 No one you work with looks like Ally McBeal
 
 
 There are so many other professions
 
 That don't turn you into Jeff Sessions
 
 Just say no to the lawyer employer
 
 No, don't be a lawyer